1. My purse is purple.

2. My cell phone is purple.

3. My lunch box is purple.

4. My least favorite color is ...... purple.

5. Go figure.

6. I would prefer red.

7. Which is also the preferred color for a vehicle.

8. Maybe when I am much older I will get to pick out my own car.

9. Of course I will most likely be too old to care.

10. So, maybe I can get a red Rascal Scooter.

11. So I can run amok in the nursing home.

12. While wearing my tiara.

13. And picking up men......