Monday, October 18, 2010

Things I have Learned

A few words of wisdom from experience:

1. Whoever said "If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, blah blah blah" needs to be tarred and feathered. What a stupid piece of advice. If you love something, let it know every day! And don't let it go without a fight.

2. Communication is the most critical and most often overlooked component of a relationship.

3. Desire the best, but plan for the worst. That way you are not disappointed.

4. Don't put your children ahead of your marriage. They are supposed to grow up and leave you. Shouldn't you have someone you actually like left with you?

5. Always pack more underwear than you think you need.

6. Buy toilet paper in bulk and hide a roll. You might be grateful for that one day.

7. A woman should always have a "secret stash" of cash. It doesn't need to be much, but that hidden $50 has saved the day more than once.


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