dear......

26 year old co-worker,

Please do not refer to your 29 year old sister as "old" (REPEATEDLY) to your 43 year old co-workers.

Please try to be on time to work. And if you cannot, please do not use your "crazy life" or cats as an excuse. If I can get to work on time, towing my two children (and those of you who KNOW my children understand), then ANYONE can get to work on time.

Please stop asking me what I am doing and then tell me why you aren't doing it.

Please stop making me look bad because you suck.

Please wash your hair on a regular basis.

Thank you.