Saturday, August 16, 2008

Very interesting........


Adam Ant was too hot. I hadn't given him much thought over the past years, but David was downloading crap (great white and the doors- gag). So I commented he should get some cool 80's music. Then I started thinking........ Yep, Adam is still H-O-T to me...... I remember seeing them on American Bandstand when I was about 14. I had never in my life seen anything like it. He had this crazy assed makeup and tight leather pants. The band had two drum kits........ My lame assed sister in law made fun of it and THAT is all I needed to hear- I had a new favorite. I saw him 3 times in concert; every time at the end he'd get just about nekkid to "You're so Physical" (remade by NIN, but nearly as good). I think I just about had an orgasm just watching him....... I had a video of a concert, back when it was still Adam and the Ants. The ex ended up with it some how- figures- I think I would have FOUGHT to keep that. He generously left me all his 90210 tapes, though. How thoughtful.




Which brings me to another thought........ this guy is also hot. The stupid pictures wouldn't behave, again. But the other hottie in this post is Carey Elwes from The Princess Bride. Again, too freakin' cute. Where am I going with this post? I'm not sure. I am tired and having some kind of pirate fantasy. This was supposed to be an 80's post, go figure. Now it has turned into a "why do I find men dressed as pirates so hot" post. That said, is it not interesting that I married such a non-pirate (who I still find pretty hot)? I always had a thing for eye liner wearing musician types who stole my clothes and borrowed my lipstick. Long hair and tattoos were BONUS. I went to the RenFest every year just to see guys in kilts and pirate costumes. Weird. Maybe I need to get Davey a pirate suit......... I think I just need to go to bed. And dream of pirates.

To Do List

Today I am tackling the foyer area. It is a mess and everyone dumps everything as they walk in the door. I cannot deal with these "hot spots" if there is no where to put anything. I plan to have lockers for the kids, a cork board, wipe off board, key holder and a place for bills and such. I will also need to find a home for my cookbooks that I use regularly- they need to be handy, but our kitchen is just too small to store them there. So, here is my "before". These are the hall as we walk in, behind the door and going to the kitchen. Our house is very small. It is also not usually this messy- In fact, I am a little embarrassed tp post my mess. But I am pulling things out to give to Goodwill, etc. Which is why all the boxes and trash bags near the stairs. After I figure out what to do, I need to paint the walls, doors and trim, too. It has been about 10 years since the hall was painted! Helen is cleaning her room today while David and Zachary take out the small boat out. Z cleaned his room already, plus Helen got to go fishing with Dad a couple of weeks agao. Helen will get to go to AC Moore later, so she is not being punished, lol!

Friday, August 15, 2008

GNOME SWEET GNOME (and other forgotten photos)

When I returned from the Georgia trip I was greeted by this guy:
David had bought 2 gnomes and hid them in the zinnias. I was pleasantly surprised as he doesn't usually do things like that. Now the kids keep moving them and such.




Here is my wrecked car. David plans to get it into the shop when he goes out of town again. Notice the bent in part just under the licence plate.


I am still pretty irritated by the whole thing. I have literally been rear ended 5 times in 11 years and no one has ever gotten a ticket!


And Helen and Zachary riding a camel at the zoo.

To Do List


  1. Helen- ENT appointment (her doctor, btw, is HOT)

  2. Library book drop off (didn't make it yesterday)

  3. Grocery store- we have no food (again- why are we always out of bread and fruit?)

  4. Shred papers -I have about 6 months' worth of bills and other such nonsense piled up- why is there so much )&_)@&$(&( paper any way?

  5. Lose 20 pounds

  6. Call the vet about Ozzy (should have done that already)

  7. Make hair appointment (when I start to look like my mom, it is time for a trim)

  8. Pack up school supplies

Last night I made a cute pencil case.

It is made from a dozen empty juice pouches. A recycle craft....... I couldn't find anything big enough to hold everything and I saw pouches somewhere made with 6, so I thought I could make my own and make it bigger. So there we have it. Hope Helen likes it. She usually likes the things I make, though. I think she is secretly impressed........


Thursday, August 14, 2008

Running out of time

Well, my days are numbered. I have today, tomorrow, the weekend and Monday. Then I am to report to work. I still need to get fingerprinted, make Helen try on uniforms, mail soccer registration, sew patches on Girl Scout and karate uniforms..... I won't give the entire list, but let me say I have much to do, little time to do it and the two wild card factors hat will eat up time and energy (H & Z). I had to drag Dad along last night to buy school shoes because I cannot keep up with them both in a store when actual looking, thinking or trying on is involved. They were still pretty bad. After Zachary disappeared as I was paying, I had to ask "now you know why I needed you." I hope this phase passes sooner rather than later. Those moms with toddlers screaming in a stroller have nothing to complain about. In fact once when I was pushing a newborn and a toddler in the grocery store, this lady said "you're brave" to me. I replied, "not really- come look for me in 5 years." Boy, was I ever right about that one. By the time they are that old, they are both too big to contain, they have free will and an agenda.
Today we are going to Brusters to see how they make ice cream. Should be fun. After that I must return some library books and try to get fingerprinted (for work, not for actual booking). Then I need to go to Staples and Target. I bet I don't make it to Target without losing my temper. I cannot go in there without losing something (patience, temper, Zachary...). I guess I should be happy that I can probably steal a few minutes for myself next before I pick the kids up at Grandma's. Speaking of, I guess I should stop by there, too. Busy day.....
On a cute note- the kids call my mother "Ganmama" (long story involving my now 30 year old niece). Zachary asked me the other day if there was a Ganmama, where was Gandaddy. Too funny. My kids never met my dad, but he was definitely not a Gandaddy.

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

tough

I emailed the karate instructor today. I explained some of the difficulties we've had at home with practicing, etc. And I asked him to talk to her about it, saying they can tell she hasn't been practicing, etc. It is so hard to ask someone to fail your kid, but I need to nip this in the bud. She needs a big kick in the pants about every 3-4 months it seems. The lazy, negative attitude begins to rub off on everything and we cannot live with her.

She was talked to during class today and then I made her go to the leadership class after. They talked about positive attributes. She is already acting nicer........ We'll see how the rest of the month goes. I am going to insist that she go to the leadership classes, at least until soccer starts. She actually asked to play this year. I think she hates it that Zachary gets attention for sports.

Ready for summer to be over

This summer has not been everything I had hoped for. I was seriously hoping to have more fun. Alas, the behavior has been so obnoxious that I haven't been able to enjoy myself. Case in point.....
Today was our quarterly visit to UMD hospital (if you are in need of peds specialists, this place is for you- the GI team is awesome). I took both kids thinking we'd go over to Lexington Market or maybe the Inner Harbor. Instead they were snapping each with rubber gloves, poking each other in the ear and nose with a pointy tipped scope, talking about poop.... You get the picture. We went home. I needed to stop by the uniform store (I thought that would be punishment, lol) so we went in to get stuff. We were greeted by a very helpful young man who most likely felt sorry for me. Helen had to try on gym shorts and was quite loudly announcing that she doesn't like to try on clothes because people have probably pooped on the clothes and wiped their butts with them.. Cute. They proceeded to hide inside clothes racks, etc. until I just gave up and paid for the few items I had in my basket (the young guy was following us around carrying my basket for me as I was dying inside). The reason I know that Helen knows her behavior is unacceptable is this- as we were walking to the check out, in walks C* and J* from her karate class and school with their mother. She did a 180 and was this nice quiet little lady. Maybe I need to hire J* to shop with us........

Monday, August 11, 2008

Super Easy Chili

I made chili Saturday and have been living on leftovers ever since. I should take a picture, but I am lazy (I think I have mentioned this before).
Chili
1 can fire roasted tomatoes
1 can light red kidney beans
1 can black beans
1 package Boca crumbles
1 onion, chopped
1 zucchini, chopped
garlic, pressed
chili powder, cumin, salt and pepper
Saute onions, zucchini and garlic. Add tomatoes and turn down heat. Add drained beans and Boca bits.Then I added about 1/3 package frozen mixed vegetables and then it was too dry and I added some water (beer would have been good, but I didn't have any to spare). Then I seasoned to taste. It is actually better the next day. I love to crunch up baked Tostitos on top. Yum.

Shopping

I have to go shopping. A lot of people find shopping fun ans therapeutic. I, however, am phobic. I think I might need hypnosis or a twelve step program- that is how much I hate shopping. I wasn't always that way- but now I don't have time, money or patience. I can never find anything that looks good on me and everything is always too long, except t shirts. Those are always too short and about 3 feet too wide. So I have all this fabric flappin' in the breeze while my fat roll is hanging out of the bottom. Cute. Did I mention that I am 5 foot nuthin? So if the Amazon that my jeans with 10 inches of excess leg was designed for wears a tshirt with the jeans, I am guessing the shirt bottom would come to just under her boobs. How did clothing people decide that cropped off t shirts would look good on anyone over a size 4, let alone sell them in PLUS sizes? If I was a size 4, however, I could actually buy a t shirt that is long and cut close to the body. Not 5 feet wide and 3 inches long. Here's is a hint to the powers that make women's clothes- don't make them WIDER with LONGER arms and keep the length in 1990 fashion. One cannot even tuck a shirt like that in without looking deformed.


Further more, just because a lady is over a size 12 does not mean that she has lost her mind and suddenly desires to wear sofa fabrics. Big flowers look good on no one. I do not want to look like the Queen Mother. Or Hyacinth Bucket (see photo). Nope, I am not looking forward to shopping. Shoes are even worse. Ever since giving birth, my feet have not been the same. I can no longer wear cute little heels. Everything is too narrow; if I get wide, my heel rubs. I can;t win. Plus any heel makes my arch and toes ache and I don't remember how to walk in them and end up stomping everywhere. Don't even get me thinking about pantyhose. Aren't those out of fashion? I know haven't worn "nude" hose since high school (drill team- we all had to wear "suntan" sheer energy). Maybe I will just miraculously lose 40 punds in the next week. That would simplify my life somewhat. I know how I want to look, but this spread around my middle is keeping me from it. The good news is, I really have dropped a few pounds recently. The shorts I bought at the beginning of the summer are too big (partly because I didn't take "stretch" into account when I bought them), but the jeans that did fit are beginning to fall down. We'll see- I have given up on ever just being thin. I would literally have to give up most food to get there, and anyone who knows me knows that would never happen. I like to eat and I am married to a guy who likes to eat and that is that. But a few sizes smaller would be sweet.

Sunday, August 10, 2008

Pasta Salad

I made pasta salad to take to a cookout today- there was none left. It was good if I do say so myself.

1 box Barilla mini bow ties, cooked in salty water
1 cucumber, seeded and chopped
a bunch of tomatoes (grape, yellow, honey, etc.- some from MIL's garden)
1 shallot, thinly sliced
1/2 bag of frozen peas, thawed
vinaigrette- 1/2 cup apple cider vinegar, 1/4 cup olive oil, 1 clove garlic (pressed), 1/2 tsp marjoram, 1/2 tsp oregano, 1/2 tap celery seed, 1 TB sugar, squirt of mustard, salt and pepper to taste. Pour dressing over pasta and veggies.

I make my own vinaigrette all the time- it varies every time, but the results are always yummy.

Saturday, August 09, 2008

Random Questions of the Universe

Why do kids fight a nap and grownups desperately want one?
Why does my son have of one shoe from every pair he owns in the shoe basket while its mate is MIA?
Why doesn't laundry fold itself?
And why am I the only one in a family of four that knows where anything is located? That is my true job description- curator of miscellaneous crap...
If anyone has the answers to these questions, please fill me in..........

Friday, August 08, 2008


This is a shirt from Noisebot (I want it, hint hint). I LOVE LOVE LOVE The Office. It is one of the only shows I watch. Too bad I am never sure when it comes on, cuz I never get the TV clicker thingie.

We went to the zoo after all. I will post pictures later cuz I am tired and don't feel like looking for the cable for the camera, lol. We got to see Sampson, the baby elephant today. And the kids rode a camel this time. I didn't take a lunch today and spent way too much money. Next time I'll go get some bread (that was the only reason I didn't pack a picnic).

We are going fishing tomorrow. Yes I know, I say I am a vegetarian, but I do eat fish on occasion. So call me a hypocrite if you want, but to me, any factory farm animal not eaten is helping the cause. I will not be partaking in the beef jerky, Dorito and bologna sandwich feast, however. I will be taking fakin, lettuce and tomato instead, lol. I am wiped out and want to go to bed but was conned into movie night- the kids are watching Karate Kid (again). Gotta go make some Kool Aid to go with the burnt popcorn (yummy smell).

Thursday, August 07, 2008

A wrecked car and a new big boy seat



I got rear ended last week. Of course, I had to be in the new car. Some girl wasn't paying attention and rammed right into the back of the Santa Fe. No one was hurt but it did damage the bumper and the hatch door will most likely need to be replaced. And Zachary gets a new booster seat. The state has a new booster law that will require him to be in a seat until age 8 or 60 pounds. So at least one more year if he gains a lot of weight, or 3 years at the most. But he was outgrowing the seat, plus it is disgusting (what 5 year old's seat isn't?) and full of cooties and crumbs.
I picked up the new seat today on yet another Gawd-awful trip to Target (where else would I go, lol?). This is the one I got. It is the Evenflo Big Kid seat. They had one with built in lights but that only SOUNDS like a good idea if you don't actually have children, lol. Zachary likes it and we took it for a test drive around the neighborhood this afternoon. UPDATE- this seat is SOOOOOO easy to click cmpared to the old Graco. The arm rests lift up and I just reach around to click the belt. No more climbing into the car- yahoooooo

Happy stuff and sad stuff

The good news is this: after 9 years of being a non-revenue generating member of this household, I signed a teaching contract yesterday. I am a librarian. Wow. It is just part time for now, but will go to full time either this spring or next fall. My hours are great- Monday through Thursday, 10 to 3. It is at my kids' school, so I will not need after care or anything (that is $3900 per year for 2 kids). My days off are the same as theirs, with the exception of work days and end of school/start of school. The in laws are watching them for the beginning of school, but I will try to work something with friends to fill in other days. I am excited and nervous about it. The library is a mess and I don't know where to begin to fix it.
The sad part is this confession: I have not really enjoyed this summer. I was hoping that I would get to do stuff with them and just have fun now that they are older. But the high cost of gas and everything else has forced me to limit field trips to less than 40 miles away. That is not so much a problem as Baltimore has so much to offer, but my kids, one in particular, has been terrible. In fact, I cannot stand to take her anywhere. She whines and complains about everything. Nothing is enough for her. If I buy one thing, she wants two. Even the trip to the zoo was awful. I packed lunch and didn't have much cash. Just enough for each to get an icee and feed the giraffes. Do you think that was good enough? Heaven's no. She was mad that there was no carousel ride (another $5). I could have gotten money from the ATM. But there is a $2.50 fee imposed by the bank for using a different machine, plus the principal of the whole thing. The whole summer has been that way. I feel bad because I wonder why she is behaving like such a rotten ungrateful brat and then I feel like a cheapskate because I say no to so much, but even if I had a million dollars at my disposal, I would not choose to indulge my child's every whim.
The reason it ticks me off is because do you think my mother EVER in her life took me to swim in a river, or to the zoo, or even to a freaking park? No. I got ignored 90% of the time, sometimes even put outside for an entire day. Most of memories are of me being alone. Before I had kids I'd see mothers and children on outings and doing things together and wanted that. Now I have two kids and can't take them anywhere because of their behavior. They talk back, don't listen, wander away, refuse to stay with me...... I can't even get them to make cookies with me or do a craft. I am on the verge of giving up. I thought I was raising them better than that. I guess I was wrong and I feel like an idiot.

Thursday, July 31, 2008

Ozzy Update


Ozzy is feeling better. He has started to want to play again, and can bark without coughing. I am so glad and I think that if he was going to have a problem, it would have happened by now. He goes for another test in 2 weeks, then another 4 weeks after that. If both those tests are negative, we will resume HeartGard and be considered heart worm free. Thanks to everyone who thought of us and prayed for Ozzy. I felt silly asking for doggy prayers, but St. Francis himself showed us that to care for God's creatures touches God.......

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

I'm Baaackkk!

I am home but had a chance to post. Yesterday I had a job interview (first one in 10 years). It went well and I've got a pretty good shot at it. Helen passed her karate test (I was surprised since she hasn't been to class in 2 weeks and hasn't practiced either). The school is adjusting its curriculum, so she got 3 stripes this month and will get her blue belt early (August instead of October). As I said, she really didn't work this month and it probably sent her the wrong message to receive all those stripes this month. At her school, the stripes on the belt are part of rank.

I will post more later, as I need to get myself outside and get the last of my junk out of David's car.

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Gettin' ready

Here we go- again. I am packing today. I was going to the river to swim again, but I think I will stay close to home (and Ozzy, who is at the vets receiving the first treatment for heart worms today). Maybe we'll go to the park later since it is supposed to be cooler today. Can't play X-Box ALL day.......
So I need to make yet another list of stuff to do, clean bedrooms and pack clothes, in addition to cleaning out my car for David. It is full of cookie crumbs, toys and dog fur. I do try very hard to keep my car presentable, but darn it's hard. And the back windows are covered in something- I think Helen licks the windows. And under Zachary's car seat is enough crumbs to keep an army of ants alive four months. So we have to visit the car wash today, too.

Yeah, maybe skipping the swim is a good idea. The river is about 20 miles away, so it's not like I can just drop in for a an hour and come home- I usually stay all day.

Monday, July 14, 2008

Perfect Packing Plan

This is based on FlyLady.
For each child for one week:
3 pairs pjs
7 pairs underwear (plus "pullups" if needed)
5 play outfits
3 "nice" outfits
2 bathing suits
1 pair of sneakers, one pair of "nice" shoes
(they wear crocs in the car because I am NOT putting on 2 pairs of shoes for every stop, lol)
I typically take the number of days away and add one "extra". SO for a weekend, I'd take 2 pairs of pjs, 3 pairs undies, etc. I follow a similar plan for myself. It seems kinda lame now in print, but as I said it works for me. I usually don't have leftover "clean" clothing. Traveling alone with the kids is very different from traveling with Dad. When I go with just the kids, I take a picnic lunch, snacks and drinks. We stop at a rest area to eat and always stop at South of the Border on the way to GA. We drive about 6 hours the first day and then stop for the night. We go swimming, eat dinner and hang out in the room. They like to buy a soda from the vending machine (indeed a novelty) and then fight over who sleeps with me. (truthfully I cannot sleep with Helen, so I usually move after she goes to sleep and then tell her I was cold or something- does that make me a bad mom?).

Just another stop at home

We returned from camping yesterday and met up with the in laws for David's brother's 40th birthday. I had the best shrimp (yes, not very vegetarian of me, but I just cannot give up some things- coffee, candy, shrimp and eggs are too difficult.
Now I have 2 days to get laundry done, deal with the dog and clean my house before I pack up to go to Georgia for the remainder of he month. Why did I think that traveling for an entire month was a good idea? We will have 4 weeks after we return before school starts back and I do hope it is relaxing....... Yeah, right- have you MET my kids- no relaxing there. They always want to GO GO GO........
Any way, over the years I have developed a perfect packing plan and it has never let me down. I will share it with you in a later post.

Friday, July 11, 2008

Is it really back to school?



Well, Target is already putting out their wares, and I am making my lists. Since I've got 2 this year, I am spreading out the spending and starting early. I just ordered Zachary's lunchbox. Helen already has a pink one just like it. I just get the bento box, not the carrier. It proved too small to carry snack and drink plus the lunchbox. I went with a softsided cooler type bag for holding it all. The Laptop Lunch system was pricey ($20), but if you consider that Helen has been using hers for 3 years now and I didn't have to buy a lunchbox ($12), plus inside containers ($5+), plus ziploc bags ($2.50 for 50), etc, it has proven cost effective in the long run.







Next week we'll go to Stride Rite and get these lovely school shoes.
Helen hates these things. Can't say I blame her- they aren't very feminine. Zachary already has pants, shorts and two shirts. We still need:
3 jumpers (if hers don't still fit)
3 blouses (I'll get long sleeved later)
1 gym uniform
2 short sleeved white polos (will need long sleeved later, along with some button-down oxfords)
2 ties
1 belt

And then there are the school supplies- what is a "flexible binder" any way?

Thursday, July 10, 2008

Clean clothes, doctor's visit and camping

The washer turned out to be a minor problem. The hose connecting the little bleach cup to the washer had come undone. The Big Strong Man fixed it and now I'm rockin' the laundry. Yeah. Now I guess he expects gratitude......
Helen goes to the doctor for her overdue well child visit (it is July and her bday is in May). I just dread going because of the whole growth chart. She has been consistently off the chart since she was 3. The curve has remained the same for 5 years, so I think it is just the way she is built. She could get more exercise and eat healthier, but so can most skinny kids I know. Overall she is healthier in most respects than our toothpick neighbor who eats pizza, fruit snacks and Burger King daily. It is sad that I stress so much about the weight of an 8 year old, as if lifetime of worry about my own hasn't been burden enough. I am pretty much sick of it and wish I didn't have to think about it ever again. But that isn't going to happen, is it? UPDATE- Dr. visit went well. She got 1 shot and barely flinched (better than the time it took 5 nurses to hold her down for an allergy test and blood draw). She is tall and heavy, but he said her weight gain has been consistent for years and is just how she grows. Make sure she exercises and makes healthy choices, etc. Not as bad as I was thinking it would be.
Lastly, we are getting ready to go camping. Yep, one day at home and it is spent getting ready to do the next thing. Fun. I love camping, though, so it will be nice. Just the packing and organizing part that is work.

Wednesday, July 09, 2008

Home Crap Home

We're back and I am tired. My washing machine is tired, too. I went to start all the laundry and as I am loading clothes, my feet are gettin' wet. I am standing in a puddle. Great. Flat tires, dented car, sick dog, broken washer........ Any clue what a broken washer means to a SAHM? Here is a f;ash back to the SAT's fer ya:

washer:SAHM::truck:trucker::pen:writer::money:banker::taxi:driver::script:actor

Does that clarify it? I do at least 2 loads daily. Help me.

Friday, July 04, 2008

Happy Fourth of July!




GOD BLESS THE USA!

Wednesday, July 02, 2008

Goin' on Vacay



We're leavin' in the am; destination Greenville, Maine. We'll be there for the fourth and will no doubt be takin' a ride in the boat to your left. We'll be back around next Wednesday. Then we go camping on Friday. Ozzy is supposed to have his procedure on Tuesday/Wednesday of that week. Then I leave for GA on the next Wednesday, which will give Ozzy 10 kid free days to rest. After that we're home until school starts and then I need to find something that pays me to do something.

Tuesday, July 01, 2008

heartworms=heartbreak



Ozzy has heartworms. I wasn't going to test him, but I did so that I could get him back on HeartGard. I'm glad I did. He is not showing any clinical signs yet, but I did have another test run to confirm the result and will have an answer tomorrow. The false positive for this test is rare, so it looks like we have to come up with a treatment plan. $887 was the estimate (high end, so chances of it being more is slim). I am sick about this. It feels like I have let him down. HE is my fur child and I am supposed to protect him. I would have never let Helen and Zachary go without a vaccine, why did I let the HeartGard lapse? TO save a couple of dollars? I am so mad at myself right now and so upset for the kids, especially Helen. She wanted a dog for so long and she loves Ozzy so much. He is such a wonderful and beautiful dog. I love him and so does everyone who comes around him. So, if you have a dog and you really care, get the heartworm treatment. Heartworms are spread by mosquitoes and left untreated, the heart is pretty much destroyed. Heart failure is likely. I am guessing at this point we have to decide if we can afford to treat him or if we have to have him put down.. I know that it would have to be soon- I can't watch him suffer and then have him put down. We just don't have all the money in the world and what if it doesn't work? Treatment can also fail and has its own risks. Arsenic is used to kill the adult worms and can have side effects on the dog. I am so very upset right now.

My child is strange some days



I've had a lot of posts about Zachy lately, but none about Bean. Ever since the Big Storm That Blew Our Roof and Tree Down, she feels the need to check the weather several times a day. The Yahoo Weather site is on her faves list, right under Webkinz. Now we have a new phobia. Last night she stayed up too late watching Verminators on the Discovery channel. When I put her to bed, she quietly asked when was the last time I changed her sheets (yesterday) and then picked up her toys. Later she got up and asked me if that noise was Zachary hitting his wall or did we have rats in the attic. OK, so I guess no more Verminator for you. Her other favorite shows are Clean House on the Style channel And Jon & Kate Plus 8. I find it strange that she enjoys shows about clearing clutter, pest infestation and a super control freak with 8 children (no offense Kate, I think you rock and I'm a control freak with 1/4 as many kids as you).


On another note, we are going to see the Kit movie tomorrow night with our friends, Erin and Emily. I'm more excited than Helen! Z is staying at Grandma's because he talks too much at movies and he won't like this girl fest any way!



I cannot believe this



Dad took Zachary for his hair cut. I kinda thought this would happen, but I am in shock still. I am going to visit MY family in a few weeks- how fast does hair grow? At least he can't have it after August 25- school doesn't allow Mohawks. And, yes, it is green- his favorite color.

I should be OK with this, but I'm not yet.

Monday, June 30, 2008

Zachary's Room

I sort of finished Zachy's bedroom. It looks much better....



The bed The pool table Under the bed- I need to organize

The dresser- notice the excess of Webkinz and Pez dispensers. I had to buy an extra set of sheets. As the bed is difficult to make, I am only using a fitted sheet and blanket, so the top sheet was transformed into a valance curtain and then I made a "hiding spot" curtain for the under bed area. I put his bookshelf behind the door. It looks nicer with the furniture moved around. Yes, his bed covers the window and is almost sitting on top of the air register, but his room is so tiny and awkward, there is just no way to have it perfect. I just bought this poster (eBay- hello) for his wall. Of course, I had to buy a General Greivous action figure (doll?) also.

For the uneducated, this is Darth Vader and Boba Fett. Boba Fett is cool because he has a jet pack and awesome weapons. And Darth, well, he is just a bad ass. Should I be concerned about my son's adoration of the Dark Side?

Sunday, June 29, 2008

:0(

Dear XXXX,
It has been a while since I actually talked to you. Weirdly enough, I don't miss you. I thought that I would, but I don't. Maybe the truth was there all along and I just couldn't see. You are a user and a liar. I was fooled for too many years and I believed you, supported you, defended you and protected you. When I finally started to question you and your actions, you call me names and accuse me of disloyalty.
You have turned out to be the worst kind of friend. Since the demise of our "friendship" I hear from another person that you misrepresented me for years. Perhaps to keep me from forming a relationship with that person? Perhaps. It really doesn't matter any more and I really don't even care. I am, quite honestly, relieved to be done with your baggage and drama. I didn't realize how very much you drained out of me until I got away. I can honestly say that you seem to enjoy putting yourself into the victim role. You play it well. And then use it for blackmail. You are a fraud and a phoney. Get a really big grip on reality and come live with all of us in the genuine world. Until then, and then only after you apologize, I have absolutely nothing to say to you and don't even want to look at you. I tried to apologize and asked you to set the record straight and you responded with more insults and names. I do hope that I am never this blind again in my lifetime. I thought I was too old to be so fooled.

Sincerely, Susan

Thursday, June 26, 2008

PURSES!

I have solved my purse quandary with the following purchases:


The first is a Vera Bradley Hipster in the Pink Elephant pattern, the second is a Matt & Nat Montreal Vegan bag. Both are new with tags and I scored AWESOME deals on eBay. Hooray! Now I am taking myself, the kids and a home made iced coffee to karate.
ADDITION- forgot to post the pics I picked up last night before I lost my bank card (I am a dumb ass).

Helen, age 8

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Wasted trip

We were supposed to go to the farm yesterday. Unfortunately someone else had planned the trip for my moms group and did not check to see if they are open on Monday. They are not. So we went to a little park instead and then got lunch at Pizza Hut. Helen insisted on Pizza (go figure) and actually didn't have too many problems afterward. Maybe she is outgrowing it.
Ozzy is still shedding like a beast. Helen is using this FurBuster to brush him and fur is literally all over the place. I was about to vacuum, but I guess I will wait. There is fur everywhere he has been this morning. I love my dog, but the fur has been unreal this year!
We are going Gunpowder to swim today. Will post more later.
It is later and here are some pictures.




Zachary and Helen and our lunch. I had a fakon, lettuce and tomato sammie; they had ham. Those are cherries mixed with the melon. The square thingies are the cracker chips from Lay's.

Sunday, June 22, 2008

More food shenanigans

Just read this article as linked by Jennifer over at Vegan Lunchbox. The article indicates that snack food choices are changing. It is good thing as more children are snacking on fruit, yogurt and water rather than soda and cookies. Even Cookie Monster is in on the change!

Now, what I would like to see is this. Get all that sugar, food coloring, candy and gelatin out of that yogurt. Fruit snacks and roll ups are very popular with the under 10 set, but are really glorified candy. My kids love
these, and they are fruit, but oh so difficult to find, and pricey compared to the $1 box of candy fruit snacks. Times are a changin..... that's a good thing. But don't forget we are responsible for reading labels and making decisions, not the guys who make money peddling snacks.

First Communion Cards

Here are the cards I finally finished for Helen's first Communion (back in May- hey, I'm slack). I cannot get the hang of posting images. They are never where I want them in the layout. Here are the details:









Image-Elegant Cross by Rubber Stampede; Ink- Versamark, Emboss powder- Stampendous White Pearls; Scallop circle- Nestablilites; Emboss background- Cuttlebug filigree; Ribbon- organza by Morex Corp

I am sending them out with the portraits I had taken a while back- I would post one but I deleted the smiles by wire email, I am guessing.
The writing on the inside was done with Word and printed. It reads:
And Jesus said unto them, "I am the bread of life: he that cometh to me shall never hunger; and he that beleiveth in me shall never thirst." John 6:15

My awesome sister sent me the link for the portraits!

I LOVE the laughing one so much. It looks like she sees angels.

Big Boy Bed




Zachary finally has a big boy bed. About time....at 5 years, 3 months and 3 days, he is 49 pounds and about 48 inches tall. His poor little feet were sticking off the bottom of the mattress (of course, his dad hangs off our bed, too, but that is another problem). Here he is showing off his new bed. And what appears to be a very large bullet. Have I mentioned he is into weapons (his fave color is camouflage)? I still need to arrange the furniture and decorate, but Las Vegas was not built in a day....

I never say too much about my son- I really wonder what he is going to be when he grows up. My thoughts are Naval Academy, followed by Marine Corps and some sort of FBI/Secret Ops....... Or a Ninja Baseball Player Rock Star Golfer. Could go either way.

UPDATE- there are now a million X's scratched all over the wall and ceiling courtesy of using the smaller bullet (see attached) as a "pencil" ARRRG. I know what I am doing tomorrow.

Friday, June 20, 2008

Food is still pissing me off

OK, so milk price are rising due to the cost of grain for feed, corn prices are up because of fuel demands, etc., poor soil is blamed for flooding..... It all goes back to the government and big business controlling the world's food. Get a clue- feed the cattle GRASS! Feed the grain and corn to people. Conserve the fuel we have and utilize our own resources. The fact that farmers are getting top dollar for soy and corn and growing little else is going to kill us. These foods are finding their way into every processed food in the store. So is milk. Don't believe it, go read some labels. There are chemicals in food that are so far removed from corn that you cannot even call it corn, yet it is there. You absolutely cannot avoid it. Soy is almost as bad, and dairy is right behind it. Why? you ask. Well, it all goes back to the government. After WW2 it was decided that it would be a good idea to pay farmers for certain crops (soy, corn). SO the very lessons I learned back in the 4th grade about soil conservation and crop rotation were forgotten. In fact, many "new" farmers don't even understand how to do it. You grow certain crops on certain fields and ROTATE them. You put cows out to pasture. Any five year old knows that. They eat grass, they have babies, they make milk. Which gets me off on another tangent. WHO decided that all this milk was required? Oh, that would be the National Dairy Council. So, really we are ruining our land and food supply to feed the wrong food to an animal that we put on a cement lot and artificially impregnate so it will continue to make milk for us humans instead of the calf it births, which is subsequently taken from her and fed by a bottle until it is sold for food or can make its own milk, continuing the bizarro world cycle we have created. Now a substitute a human female into that scenario and see how very odd it is. We are the only species that continues to drink/eat milk after early childhood AND we take that from another species. Sounds f'd up when you think about it.
Here is my fix- stop buying processed foods. Buy as much locally grown food as you can. Stop consuming dairy, be picky about how your meat lived and died. Farmers- stop looking for the fast buck. Think in the long term. Man has cultivated crops for centuries. It is what domesticated us (David says it was beer, but man still had to grow grain and hops). For centuries it has been known that you cannot keep growing the same thing over and over. You must grow crops seasonally and mix it up. Don't put all your soy beans in one basket. This "new" method of farming has only been around since the 1940's. See what it has already done. It hasn't even been one hundred years. The damage can be repaired, but it will require change. Everyone has complained that organic costs more, grass fed beef costs more (which actually the cost is reflective of the SLAUGHTER, not the growing, fyi), yadda yadda. But I spent $72 at the grocery store this afternoon. What did I get? My "splurge" was some deli ham. The rest- fruit, bread, veggies. It didn't go far. I plan to frequent the farmer's markets in the coming weeks and I will not be buying a lot of things that I normally buy. I am guilty as the next gal with the dairy life without cheese isn't the same.
I remember as a child we didn't drink milk and juice constantly. We lived on water and, of course, iced tea. Meat wasn't the huge portion we think of today, and sometimes in the summer, nonexistent. We ate a lot of things that came from the garden. We ate beans and rice. My mom "put up" countless cans and jars of produce and preserves. My kids need to get over their food issues and eat what is given to them. Period. I will let you all know how it goes. It starts on Monday, dang it.

Disturbing

I heard about this on the radio this morning and then read this. I am in shock. I've been having a hard enough time with my daughter's questions lately, and then to think this was still a problem. I can see how it was an issue back in Covington, GA circa 1985. There was no AIDS, nothing better to do than either fool around with boys or get drunk down at the train trustle (or both), but in 2008? My 8 year old asked me the other day if you could have baby before you get married. Well, since the neighbor never married her baby daddy (who is currently in jail for the 3rd time in 6 years) and is now shacking up with her newest fella, I had to say, "you can, but it isn't the way you're supposed to do it." I told her how you're supposed to fall in love, then get married and have family together and asked "don't you like having a Daddy?". Then she told me that other little girls in the 'hood said they were going to have babies before they get married. What a goal. I understand if you're 25 and shit happens. I don't get PLANNING your life that way when you're 8 YEARS OLD. Do their parents know? Do they care? Both families I am talking about were the result of unplanned teen pregnancies, one got married the other did not. Maybe I need to get some new playmates for my kid. Or move. On the boy end of things I have gotten criticism from another mother that my son is not circumcised. She preaches that circumcision helps prevent STD's and AIDS. I told her that I plan to teach him to be careful where he puts it instead of whacking off his foreskin. What is wrong with teaching morality and being choosy? I am not even talking abstinence for God, I am talking about waiting until you are ready and love some one enough to share yourself. Sex is a gift, not a joke.

The Maryland Zoo





We took a trip to the zoo yesterday. The weather was awesome. You couln't ask for a better day. I only wish we had gotten there earlier, because we missed seeing this guy, Sampson . Elephants are very special around our house- Helen has quite the love affair. As a result, I know more about elephants than anyone needs to. It is great that the zoo in Baltimore has a baby elephant. A couple of years ago, Baltimore lost its elephants. They were loaned out to save money. When the public found out, they tried to "save" the elephants. But a turn of events got us a new pregnant elephant, and the baby was born March 19 (the day after Zachary's birthday and on my brother's). They got to feed a giraffe and added goat poop to our growing collection of poop pictures ( are we a gross family or what?) Enjoy some pictures, poop not included.....









Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Party invites and Thank you notes

















I made these for my great nephew's upcoming first birthday party. It is nice to be able to do something when I live so far away.

Details-
Stamps "Billy" by Pink Cat Studios


Thank You cards- Target (I added the cowboys)







Free movie, broken purse and portraits



Today we went to the free movie at the mall. We saw Firehouse Dog, which was only slightly better than I imagined. But the kids liked it, along with the gummy sharks I smuggled in with our SmartPop popcorn and SIGGs of orange KoolAid (very healthy, I know). After this I lost Zachary in American Greetings. After finding him we mosied over to Penney's to pick up his 5 year old portrait, see to the right. While I was standing there in Penney's, my purse drops to the floor. Broken strap. Third one in as many weeks. I am getting frustrated with the purse quandry. I am too picky. Everything is either too big (I really don't carry much) or too small (I do still have smallish children), leather (dead animal- no thank you) or too ugly. I cannot find anything I like. Just a canvas bag seems so bohemian or tackey, the crocheted ones are to grandmotherly, fake leather looks cheap (usually). I don't want to spend too much (I am a SAHM, remember), but I don't want something totally cheesey. SO, after trying to look in two stores with the animals, I gave up and came home. Any suggestions for a purse?

Monday, June 16, 2008

I thought Summer was supposed to be fun

David went to Germany for a week. I had to stay home. SO, here is the break down:

7 days
1 bad storm
25 hours without power
2 massive trees down in the front
13 shingles off the roof
105 degrees in the house (heat wave & no power)
3 clogged toilets
1 near drowning
2 ballgames
3 karate classes
1 sparring class
1 run away dog
11 bandaids

It always hits the fan when he isn't here. At least there was no tow truck or ER visit this time. He brought the kids prizes. I got nothing. Figures.



Helen's picture of the tree. It took up the entire front yard. It was there 5 days- long enough to ruin the grass.